Nikolai, our russian ascosciate in sydney. Born in the 70's at a classified american alien research facility known as Area 51, he grew up hating his captors also known as Bill Gates who abused his phycic ability to invent the internet which is actually wirelessly storing information in his highly evolved and communist mind. he has since escaped area 51 and has moved to an undisclosed aprtment number 5, level 1 26 Maple Street Sydney.

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